Oh snap out of it: Why midlife crises can be so boring

Books, Writing

slipperyyearYou know the saying that happy families are all alike? I’m thinking there should be an addendum: Midlife crisis stories are inherently boring. Vague unease and ennui do not make for compelling drama.

Latest case in point: “The Slippery Year,” by Melanie Gideon. I so wanted to like the book, which got a write-up in today’s NYT in advance of its arrival next week, that I plowed my way through it waiting for the revelation or wisdom that would make reading it seem worthwhile. Sadly, it never came.

Gideon, no doubt a nice person if you know her, makes much too much ado about mundane domestic details and disappointments. Her husband buys a big motor home; she hates it. Her son needs a new Halloween costume; she’s a bad mother for talking him into trick-or-treating as wrongly incarcerated fallen angel. The dog dies. She and her husband can’t find a new bed they can both sleep upon. And so on.

Will this marriage last? Can she shake out of her funk? Do we really care? Gideon certainly isn’t interesting or insightful enough to make me care about her particular blues.

‘Hurt Locker’: Shock and awe

Movies, Words+Pixels, Writing

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Have to admit I was skeptical about “The Hurt Locker” despite all the rave reviews. Hadn’t I already seen a bunch of less-than-satisfying Iraq War movies? And when was the last time I enjoyed a Kathryn Bigelow movie – “Point Break”? That was 1991.

Happily, this was one movie that lived up to the hype. “The Hurt Locker” lays waste to all its Iraq war predecessors, and it does so in a straight-ahead manner lacking overt Hollywood sentimentality or symbolism. Watching the movie you get a sense of the dread, danger and uncertainty of war.

In that way, the movie reminded me of “Platoon.” But “The Hurt Locker” is much more dialed back; there are no operatic battles for the soul of a wide-eyed grunt in this movie. Sure, there are goners – war is hell, after all – but Bigelow spares sentimental foreshadowing so common in war movies. This just adds to the “will they or won’t they” suspense when the soldiers are out in the field waiting for Jeremy Renner’s bomb specialist to defuse explosives.

Summit is releasing the movie very carefully – it took a month before it expanded to the South Bay – but so far the strategy seems to be working. The pic earned $1.4 million from 238 theaters over the weekend, a big tick up from the previous frame.

One big surprise: My Friday afternoon aud skewed about 70/30 male/female. Given the rhapsodic reviews, I thought cinephiles of both genders would eagerly turn out. It’s definitely worth a look.

Wyatt Cenac, vampire of comedy

digital media, TV, Variety, Words+Pixels, Writing

wyattIn case you were wondering, Wyatt Cenac is not one of those rat-tat-tat jokesters in person. Not at first meeting, anyway. But make no mistake about it — he’s very droll. And sly.

During our interview a few weeks back, he made several stealth points about Sarah Palin and the media. Sadly, they didn’t make it in my Variety Comic to Watch profile, linked here. Not enough space to do them justice; besides, sometimes you have to be along for the ride.

Cenac, “Daily Show” exec producer Josh Lieb observed, is deceptive — he seems innocent but is very sharp-witted. When you relax your guard, “that’s when he kills you. He’s a vampire of comedy.”

If you have a few minutes, treat yourself to a couple of his bits from “The Daily Show.” In “Judgmental,” he amusingly riffs on Sonia Sotomayor’s name and supposed gang ties; in “Fled Sanford,” he wildly speculates about Gov. Mark Sanford’s activities while supposedly hiking the Appalachian Trail. I love how he breaks up during the latter.

Also wrote three profiles for the companion Comedy Impact Report: One on Sandra Bullock, who showed she still has serious comedic chops in “The Proposal”; another on comedians’ use of Twitter; and a third on Comedy Central’s Web sites, led by Erik Flannigan.

Glad she asked! ‘Free’ prodder

Books, digital media, Writing

Deborah Solomon, she of the penetrating questions, took Chris Anderson to task for l’affaire Wikipedia in yesterday’s NYT, eliciting a revealing exchange.

First she asked whether he considered plagiarism an extension of his freebie thesis, which batted down thusly:

“I wish I could explain all my actions as being intellectually consistent, but this one is just plain old sloppiness. There are questions about whether one should cite Wikipedia, and I’m one of those who think you should.”

Nice slight of hand: He starts out on a self-deprecating note, then asserts a sense of honor about, of all things, crediting Wikipedia in a supposedly rigorous economic treatise. Luckily, Solomon calls him on it.

“Frankly, if you want to be a public intellectual, you shouldn’t be using Wikipedia to research a book of ideas in the first place,” she observes.

Anderson’s less than satisfactory response: “The level of scholarship and analysis on Wikipedia is improving by the day, and we ignore it at our peril.”

Again, note the self-righteous tone. Anderson clearly has the power of his convictions.

Solomon also touches on the quality issue, which bugged me so, noting that people have proven willing to pay subscription fees for HBO, but Anderson rejects that model as so 15 years ago. “The marketplace wants free,” he parries. “Consumers want free, and if you decide to set up a subscription service, then your competitor will make a free one.”

Did I miss something here? Is HBO really suffering because of the free TV or Web programming? If anything, struggles to replicate earlier programming success — a quality issue — seem to have been the issue. And I won’t even reiterate the iTunes example. Oh wait, I just did.

‘Free’: A paradox of expediency

digital media, Writing

freecoverRaced through Chris Anderson’s “Free” online and while I’m not as critical as Malcolm Gladwell, I do have several issues with the book.

1. Anderson lets the book and mag bizzes off lightly. Is this because he wrote the book before the market REALLY took a dump, dragging both industries down along with the already cratering newspaper biz? Or is something more disingenuous going on here? After all he has a stake in both worlds as editor of Wired and book author. Anderson states that “books are a special case of print, like some glossy magazines, where the physical form is still preferred by most. The book industry is not in collapse, thankfully,” he continues, but this has not stopped “hundreds of authors” from experimenting in free with video interviews and the like.

That’s simply not true. The economic slump has hit the mag and book biz hard. Few glossies have been impervious; Wired has certainly taken its lumps, as outlined by the NYT not too long ago. Anderson himself alludes to disappearing bookstore shelves and newspaper book review sections shortly after this pronouncement.

This isn’t the only selective interpretation.

2. Anderson’s so blinded by his celebration of Free that he gives short shrift to counter phenoms. As convincing as he is describing how content creators and consumers can benefit from giving away their goods, he never really adequately explains why certain consumers willing pay for goods readily available for free elsewhere. King Gillette gave away razors to build demand for razor blades, just like the makers of Jell-O gave away free cookbooks to seed demand for the floundering dessert product. But Apple charges for music that can be found elsewhere for free, and sells millions of portable media devices at a healthy price.

Anderson argues that Apple is a beneficiary of Free because so many play free MP3s on iPod devices, and attributes the popularity of iPods to their storage capacity. “Before the iPod, nobody was asking to carry around an entire music collection in their pocket,” he writes. “But engineers at Apple understood the economics of abundance.” Supply created its own demand, he concludes.

This passage suggests Apple alone saw the market for portable MP3 players, when in fact Apple entered the market well after its competition and succeeded by selling, and marketing the hell out of, a sleek easy to use player. Apple doesn’t try to undersell the competition; it tries to create products consumers have got to have.

HBO follows much the same approach. But Anderson chooses to focus on the pay channel’s use of free clips on YouTube rather than its ability to command a premium. Never mind that free online clips are standard marketing procedure in Hollywood.

3.  Anderson never adequately addresses where quality and aesthetics fit in the Free equation. He does acknowledge Hulu’s popularity, and ability to draw more advertising than YouTube due to consumer appetite for professionally produced content. But mostly he  fixates on the tension between abundance and scarcity. It’s true that the digital revolution has lowered distribution costs tremendously, making it possible for amateurs to compete against the pros. If information really wants to be free, as Anderson argues, companies like Apple and HBO wouldn’t be so successful charging for their content.

Stewart Brand, who originally popularized the phrase, calls this apparent contradiction a paradox, noting that the tension between free and expensive information is what makes it so interesting. What’s more, he tells Anderson, “paradoxes keep themselves going because every time you acknowledge the truth of one side you’re going to get caught from behind by the truth on the other side.”

In other words, good luck pinning this down.

To give Anderson credit, he does a good job explaining the psychology of free and various returns content creators get from free goods. Besides traditional third-party exchanges (advertisers for access to viewers), there is “Freemium,” wherein creators up sell consumers. Bloggers, meanwhile, use “gift economy” to parlay the recognition they get from their free posts into paid assignments and speaking engagements.

Anderson practices what he preaches: He makes money from speaking engagements and has made this book briefly available for free online; he primed the pump with a cover story in his magazine. He also kept his own costs down by relying heavily on Wikipedia, a free but hardly unimpeachable source, then got into hot water when the material was not properly attributed in the book. Unfortunately his penchant for repurposing devalues “Free.” Is a book so readily available elsewhere really worth $26.99? Especially when it already seems dated? So much for its subtitle, “The Future of a Radical Price.”

As Virginia Postrel writes in her cogent NYT review, “the book is less about the future than the present and recent past, which Anderson surveys in a cheerful, can-do voice.”

There is much to be sorted out in the digital transformation of our culture. Too bad Anderson doesn’t see the value of quality control in the new land of the Free.

‘Stuffed’: Not nearly tasty enough

Books, New England, Writing
Norwich Inn: Their burgers are just right

Norwich Inn: The burgers are just right

When I went to New England not that long ago, one thing that struck me was the retro portions restaurants served. It seemed so old-fashioned — and so right.

A sandwich at a Woodstock, Vt., luncheonette evoked childhood meals made with Pepperidge Farm slices, easily a third smaller than those from typical loafs these days. A burger at a nearby historic inn was properly proportioned as well, and accompanied by tasty greens and a smattering of chips. Even the bakeries in New England seemed like throwbacks: No huge gobs of icing or ridiculously large portions, as commonly found even in supposedly diet conscious L.A.

Naturally, it made me wonder: Did flinty New Englanders simply reject the Super Size trend? Are their waistbands smaller as a consequence? A quick check of national obesity levels confirmed my suspicion: New England has the lowest level in the country, tho sad to say it is on the rise there as well. The South wins the dubious honor as most obese; individual states like California have pockets of greater and lower obesity.

stuffed“Stuffed,” a book by a former General Mills and Coca-Cola exec, attempts to explain why America has grown so fat. With the zeal of a reformed smoker, Hank Cardello points his finger at a wide array of culprits: packaged good companies, grocers, restaurants, schools and sedentary consumers who just don’t know how to say no. He outlines the economic reasons behind upsizing and school deals with fast food companies, as well as the cautious resistance to any change in status quo.

Sprinkled throughout are his well meaning, but at times dubious suggestions for ways to reduce Americans’ caloric load. He spends a lot of time, for example, outlining his efforts to convince fast food restaurants to switch to healthier frying oil, and his failed attempt to convince General Mills to create a healthy kids food line under the Sprout name. But it’s not clear how much a difference either would have made. He also suggests a healthier type of Nestle Crunch bar while seemingly endorsing the recent changes in chocolate standards; never does he acknowledge the fact that the “improved” chocolate tastes much worse. Nestle Crunch bars, like so much American chocolate these days, taste waxy and devoid of flavor; not much of a treat to eat.

People like to eat in Stockton, Calif.

People like to eat in Stockton, Calif.

In other parts of the book, Cardello acknowledges that foodies pay more for smaller portions made from better (and tastier) ingredients. Is there no way to move back in that direction, rather than tinkering with the formula of oils and sugars used to make popular junk food? Why can’t more food purveyors take a page out of New England’s book?

The other drawback to “Stuffed” is the prose itself. Cardello, who co-authored it with journo Doug Garr, is regrettably earnest. And even when he’s addressing a topic with much comic potential — as the “Cupcake Wars” at schools — he plays it lamentably straight.
“Will the cupcake survive the obesity wars, or will it suffer the fate of other, less worthy, food casualties?” he queries, somewhat portentously.

Nonetheless, Cardello should be lauded for shining a spotlight on this perplexing problem, and sharing his insider’s take on how it got so huge.